I need a sharp copywriter who can thread dry, understated humour throughout the main landing page of my website. The goal is to welcome visitors, explain what we do, and leave them smiling—all without a single punchline feeling forced. Here’s what I’m looking for: • A hooky headline and sub-headline that set the comedic tone. • Concise hero-section body copy (60–100 words) that highlights our value proposition while staying delightfully deadpan. • Three to four micro-sections/blurbs (think features, benefits, or “why us”) written with that same dry wit. • Brief CTA copy that nudges users forward without the hard sell. You’ll receive our brand summary, target audience notes, and any existing messaging once we get started. Please share relevant portfolio samples—particularly website copy that shows your comedic range—so I can gauge fit. First draft, one revision round, and final polished text delivered in a shareable doc or Google Docs link.